The Chicago Bulls Are Letting You Name Their DLeague Team, But There Might Already Be A Winner

Usually these sorts of contests don't end well, but this contest by the Chicago Bulls has not only enough parameters working to defend that, but it also might have a clear ahead winner.

First, here's the rules:

And by clear winner, no...we don't mean this guy (even though he is clever):

No, the clear winner in my mind (so take note Nation, within the 75 miles) is this answer right here:

That's just damn clever.