Just...what? Apparently, students at art school Central Saint Martins had to create short films for their final project. To go along with that, for some reason, Shia LaBeouf was asked to create 30 second introductions to be played before the shorts. Each student wrote the script for LaBeouf and was then tasked to fill in the green screen with whatever they wanted. My recommendation? 8:58 is the best.
The project, entitled #INTRODUCTIONS, is shown below with all the short films included. If you've got a few hours, check it out?