Nerf Reveals The Design Behind Their New 70 MPH Guns And Why Don't I Have One Yet?

Nerf, the company behind lots of unproductivity in offices around the world, has just revealed brand new toy guns that fire foam balls at 70 miles per hour.

What Nerf is basically telling us is that we're not only not going to get any work done, but we're gonna pelt each other in mini-wars with people.

Sign me up.